To be original in this world is really, very hard. Originality can be disguised behind ads and stuffed into jars, suffocated until all inspiration is gone. And then what are we left with? Some cheap plastic patent-pending junk that really is just either an accessory to something else, or a slight variation of that something else. Where did all our true, real thoughts go? We are caught up in all this money-making hubbub of different companies, factories, foundations, etc. So I tell you, with what little authority I have, to be original. Be yourself and create something new and interesting! And, because I am writing this out of originality, I want you to do something original, too! Show the world what you can do.